September 5, 2008

Mmm, Qualified job leads.

Life. Don't talk to me about life.
I am... aquiver with excitement over this position. It's just what I've always wanted to do, particularly at this point in my career!
Date: Fri, 5 Sep 2008 10:17:50 -0400 (EDT)
From: Peter@REDACTED.com
Subject: $15.00/hr - 1 Day (Sept 10th Wed) Worcester PC TECH

Hi Dave,

      My name is Peter REDACTED and I'm a recruiter at REDACTED Computer Corporation. 
Our records show that you have expertisereflecting  work that I have available at my direct 
client. 

The details are: 

WED SEPT 10TH IN WORCESTER

PC IMAGE DEPLOYMENT (SYMANTEC GHOST)

$15.00/PER HOUR W2

MUST BE ABLE TO PASS A BACKGROUND CHECK.

If you are still available, interested, and/or planning to make a change, or know of a friend who 
might have the required qualifications and interest, please PLEASE EMAIL ME YOUR MS 
WORD RESUME TO peter@REDACTED.com  even if we have spoken recently about a 
different position.

When you respond, please include a daytime phone number so that I can reach you.  In 
considering candidates, time is of the essence, so please respond ASAP.  Thank you.

Sincerely yours,
Peter REDACTED
REDACTED Computer Corp, Inc.


Note: Please allow me to reiterate that I chose to contact you either because your resume had 
been posted to one of the internet job sites to which we subscribe, or you had previously 
submitted your resume to RMS. I assumed that you are either looking for a new employment 
opportunity, or you are interested in investigating the current job market.

If you are not currently seeking employment, or if you would prefer I contact you at some later 
date, please indicate your date of availability so that I may honor your request. In any event, I 
respectfully recommend you continue to avail yourself to the employment options and job 
market information we provide with our e-mail notices.

Thanks again.

Peter REDACTED
New York, NY 10036


Posted by dbs at September 5, 2008 10:50 AM

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Odd; you seem to be resisting the clarion call to send your resume without any difficulty. Perhaps I should spice up my offer letter with some corporate buzzwords?

Posted by: DocOrion at September 5, 2008 2:37 PM

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